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I was at a funeral the other day, when someone stood up to say a wo…
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I was at a funeral the other day, when someone stood up to say a word: "Earth." "Thanks," said the widow, "That means the world to me." Someone else stood up and said, "Bargain," The widow nodded and said, "That means a great deal."
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