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A recent study found ketchup and mustard to be the worst condiments for your health. But it might have been biased; the study was done at the Mayo Clinic.
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FoodAndDrinks Medical
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
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Animals Travel
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. It was a complete waste of money. He just stood their yelling and cheering at the ceiling.
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Buildings Money Sports
I knew of a non-profit that tried to upcycle pre-used batteries. They were free of charge.
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Environmental OneLiner Science Technology
I once worked at a bra factory. It was a difficult job, but there was a lot of support.
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Clothing Work
I asked my wife if she'd seen the dog bowl. She was shocked, and said she didn't know the dog could do that.
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Animals Relationships Sports
Many people are unable to tell the difference between an allegator and a crocodile. Really all you have to do is figure out if you'll see them later or after a while.
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I heard about an air freshener that is mind control operated. I guess it makes scents if you think about it.
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OneLiner SciFi Body Product
The produce section had a potato wearing glasses. I'm pretty sure it was a spectator.
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Disability FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
Our local parade included an army of babies. I think it was our reserve infantry.
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Kids
People often portray knights wrong. Most people think of knights as honorable and good, and some were. Others were super evil and did awful things. And others weren't good, but they weren't super evil, they were just mid-evil.
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FunFact History BetterOutLoud
It's important for a train to know if another train is coming. That's why it's important to have a good engine-ear.
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