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You can't have murder of crows without probable caws.
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Animals Crime PunIshing
My friend was trying to train a group of crows. He was arrested for attempted murder.
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Animals Crime
Most people don't know the best way to hold your place in a spell book is with a magic marker.
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Books Fantasy FunFact
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but they never tell you which one!
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Fantasy Relationships
If it's bad for your health to eat at night, the why do they put a light in the fridge?
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks
I thought my new job in garbage collection was going to have training. Apparently, they expect you to pick it up as you go along.
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Work
Most people think french fries were cooked in France. Nope, they were cooked in Greece.
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FastFood FoodAndDrinks Geography
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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Relationships BetterOutLoud
The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Bar Time
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
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OneLiner Relationships
Priests make holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
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Classic FunFact OneLiner Religion
They're soon going to open a restaurant on the moon! Most think it'll have great food, but no atmosphere.
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Business Space