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Billy Joel was doing laundry the other day, but his clothes were still wet. It turns out... He didn't start the dryer! The washer was churning, but now the dryer ain't turning!
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Clothing Culture Music
Most people don't realize how hard it is for women to work in the postal service; it's such a mail dominated industry!
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Gender Work BetterOutLoud
My wife thinks our kids are spoiled, but I think all kids smell like that.
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Family Kids OneLiner Relationships
We had a bread factory burn down last week. Officials say everything was toast.
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Buildings FoodAndDrinks
Not all math jokes are bad, just sum.
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Math Meta BetterOutLoud
I want to take cyber security more seriously. So, I'm going to change all my passwords to "Kenny." That way, I'll have all Kenny Loggins.
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Culture Music Technology
I heard Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It went OK.
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OneLiner Science
The creator of the heat index died recently. He was 87, but felt like 102.
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6:30 is my favorite time on the old face clocks, hand down.
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OneLiner Time
I was just thinking about how God moves in mysterious ways. But you know, you don't have to - use your turn signal!
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Cars Deepthoughts FunFact Religion
Don't let people make fun of you because your fat. You're bigger than that.
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FunFact Body
The answer to all your problems MIGHT be hidden underneath a perfectly cooked steak. It might not, but it's worth checking out. If that doesn't work, you might want to check the bottom of a pan of brownies - I've had luck there, too.
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact