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Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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Bathroom Buildings OneLiner
People don't seem to know the difference between being tired and being exhausted. If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted. If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired - don't do that!
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Cars FunFact Sports
I got new glasses recently. I think it gives me a lot of specs appeal.
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Clothing OneLiner Words
My lettuce got angry with me and said, "Oh kale no!"
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FoodAndDrinks OneLiner Plants BetterOutLoud
Most people don't realize Gaston is the most recognized Disney villain. He is the winner of the No Belle Prize.
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Culture Movies OneLiner
Most people don't realize the angriest nut is the the pissed-achio.
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FoodAndDrinks BetterOutLoud
I heard the local auctioneer passed away. He was somewhere around 40, 40, 45, 50, 55, 55.
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Funeral Work
Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Culture Deepthoughts Travel BetterOutLoud
About three years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him sense.
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Disability Medical Time
I need to find some more jokes about library books, they're long overdue.
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Books Meta
My drummer friend had twin daughters. They were named Anna One, Anna Two
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Classic Kids Music
I got robbed by six dwarves yesterday. Not Happy.
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Crime Culture OneLiner