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I once worked at a bra factory. It was a difficult job, but there was a lot of support.
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Clothing Work
I always try to be polite, so I tend to knock on my fridge door before opening. After all, there could be a salad dressing.
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Clothing FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
Billy Joel was doing laundry the other day, but his clothes were still wet. It turns out... He didn't start the dryer! The washer was churning, but now the dryer ain't turning!
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Clothing Culture Music
I got new glasses recently. I think it gives me a lot of specs appeal.
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Clothing OneLiner Words
What's Super Mario's favorite clothing? Denim, denim, denim.
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Classic Clothing Culture BetterOutLoud
In a recent interview, Thor revealed he doesn't wear Hanes or Fruit of The Loom. Thor wears Thunderwear.
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Clothing Culture
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dunno what they laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
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Clothing Crime Pun-Ishing
I was debating recently about giving up laced shoes for Velcro ones. Then I thought, Why knot?
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Clothing OneLiner
A new shirt I bought was picking up a lot of static electricity. I took it back to the store, and they gave me a new one free of charge.
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Clothing Science
I tripped over my wife's bra last night. It was a booby trap
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Clothing OneLiner Relationships
I thought maybe psychics wore special pants. Turns out they wear a paranormal pants.
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Clothing Culture
I thought the dryer had been shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refridgerator all along!
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Clothing OneLiner