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Billy Joel was doing laundry the other day, but his clothes were still wet. It turns out... He didn't start the dryer! The washer was churning, but now the dryer ain't turning!
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Clothing Culture Music
I want to take cyber security more seriously. So, I'm going to change all my passwords to "Kenny." That way, I'll have all Kenny Loggins.
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Culture Music Technology
Many people like to sing in the car. I only sing when going in reverse, because I'm a backup singer.
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Cars Music
I tried to print something and then heard music coming from my printer. Turns out it was a paper jam.
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Music Technology
My wife told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer," then she'd leave me. I thought she was kidding, but then I saw her face.
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Music Relationships
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Music
My drummer friend had twin daughters. They were named Anna One, Anna Two
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Classic Kids Music BetterOutLoud
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
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Classic FoodAndDrinks Music BetterOutLoud
I was asked to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said, "Maybe."
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Culture Music
I was so angry with my son for losing his cello, but I insisted on staying calm and not resort to violins.
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Family Kids Music OneLiner
My friend told me he was afraid of doing a conga line. I told him, "Don't worry. I've got your back."
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Fear Music
A broken drum is the best instrument, it can't be beat.
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Music OneLiner