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My drummer friend had twin daughters. They were named Anna One, Anna Two
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Classic Kids Music
I saw a dead fly on a window sill. I guess now it's a flew.
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Animals Classic Funeral OneLiner
I recently got a pet tree. It's a lot like a dog, but the bark is much quieter.
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Animals Classic Plants Nature
If you're not a dad, then sharing these jokes would be a true faux pa.
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Classic Meta OneLiner Words
Whenever a lumberjack cuts down a tree, he adds a tally to his log.
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Classic OneLiner Work Nature
When a bee landed near some sushi, the sushi said, "Wasabi?"
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Animals Classic FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
I saw a laughing motorcycle last night! It was a Yamahahahaha!
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Cars Classic
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
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Classic FoodAndDrinks Music BetterOutLoud
Rest in peace boiled water. You will be mist.
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Classic Funeral Science
Bees have sticky hair because they use honeycombs.
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Animals Classic
My wife asked me, "How do I look?" I got really concerned and told her, "With your eyes."
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Classic Relationships Body
Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, "How to you drive this thing?"
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Animals Classic Weapons