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About three years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him sense.
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Disability Medical Time
80% of bald people own a comb. They just can't part with it.
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FunFact Medical
Parents need to remember that children are mostly invincible, they can only take minor damage.
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Family Kids Medical
I went to my doctor and told him I think I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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Medical OneLiner
I think I have an addiction to apples, but I can't seem to find a doctor who will see me.
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Addiction FoodAndDrinks Medical
My chameleon is no longer changing colors! In think he's got reptile disfunction.
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Animals Bathroom Medical
I went to TheDadaBase.lol, and I think my computer caught a virus! It's been groaning ever sense! The technician says despite it being byte-sized humor, it was still hard to process. If I'm not careful, the excessive eye rolling could cause corny-a damage, and the dad-a corruption could be terminal!
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Medical Meta Pun-Ishing SelfDeprecation Technology
Scientists have now found a way to take a person's consciousness and swap it with someone else's! It's true! No really, and don't you DARE try to change my mind!
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Medical SciFi Science
It really hurts me to say this. I have a sore throat.
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Medical Body
I donated a kidney once and people loved me for it. But when I came back with five more, they wanted to call the police.
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Crime Medical Body
I went to get a vasectomy because I didn't want to have kids anymore. But then I came home, and they're still there. It didn't work.
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Family Kids Medical
Sometimes I wonder if I'm build upside down. I mean, my feet smell and my nose runs. What's up with that?!
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Medical Body