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A recent study found ketchup and mustard to be the worst condiments for your health. But it might have been biased; the study was done at the Mayo Clinic.
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FoodAndDrinks Medical
Most people don't realize bees are actually allergic to pollen. You can tell because they develop hives.
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Animals Medical
I lost three fingers on my dominant hand. I asked the doc if I'd still be about to write with it. He replied, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
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Medical
Did you know that you're born with four kidneys? But as you get older, two of them turn into adult-knees.
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Medical BetterOutLoud
It seems there's a lot of news about bird flu going around, but I thought birds were supposed to fly?
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Animals Medical BetterOutLoud
I asked my priest if I can get Holy Water in a vaccine form, but he told me I'm not allowed to take the Lord's name in vein.
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Medical OneLiner Religion
About three years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him sense.
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Disability Medical Time
80% of bald people own a comb. They just can't part with it.
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FunFact Medical
Parents need to remember that children are mostly invincible, they can only take minor damage.
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Family Kids Medical
I went to my doctor and told him I think I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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Medical OneLiner
I think I have an addiction to apples, but I can't seem to find a doctor who will see me.
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Addiction FoodAndDrinks Medical
My chameleon is no longer changing colors! In think he's got reptile disfunction.
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Animals Bathroom Medical