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I heard about an air freshener that is mind control operated. I guess it makes scents if you think about it.
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It's important for a train to know if another train is coming. That's why it's important to have a good engine-ear.
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They say with age comes wisdom. So, does that mean my wrinkles are actually wisecracks?
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Crocodiles can grow up to fifteen feet! But most only grow four.
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Don't let people make fun of you because your fat. You're bigger than that.
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I use to hate facial hair, but then it started to grow on me.
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My wife asked me, "How do I look?" I got really concerned and told her, "With your eyes."
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It really hurts me to say this. I have a sore throat.
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If you don't lose your winter weight, then you'll find spring rolls.
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I donated a kidney once and people loved me for it. But when I came back with five more, they wanted to call the police.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm build upside down. I mean, my feet smell and my nose runs. What's up with that?!
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Fun Fact: If you feed your chickens while naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence.
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