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I donated a kidney once and people loved me for it. But when I came back with five more, they wanted to call the police.
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Crime Medical Body
Sometimes I wonder if I'm build upside down. I mean, my feet smell and my nose runs. What's up with that?!
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Medical Body
Fun Fact: If you feed your chickens while naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence.
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Animals Bathroom FunFact Body
Did you hear about the dandruff shampoo company that’s making a full body wash? It’s gonna be called, "Head and Shoulders: Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes."
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Business Shopping Body
My child spent most the day carrying around a pile of dirt in his hand. He said there was a seed planted in it. He wanted to grow a palm tree.
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Kids Plants Nature Body
While most puns make me numb, math puns make me even number.
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Math Body
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. That poor man....
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Crime World Body
What do you call a girl with no arms? Sarah. Because that's her name.... Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Sarah!
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Classic OneLiner Body