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Don't let people make fun of you because your fat. You're bigger than that.
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I use to hate facial hair, but then it started to grow on me.
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My wife asked me, "How do I look?" I got really concerned and told her, "With your eyes."
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It really hurts me to say this. I have a sore throat.
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If you don't lose your winter weight, then you'll find spring rolls.
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I donated a kidney once and people loved me for it. But when I came back with five more, they wanted to call the police.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm build upside down. I mean, my feet smell and my nose runs. What's up with that?!
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Fun Fact: If you feed your chickens while naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence.
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Did you hear about the dandruff shampoo company that’s making a full body wash? It’s gonna be called, "Head and Shoulders: Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes."
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My child spent most the day carrying around a pile of dirt in his hand. He said there was a seed planted in it. He wanted to grow a palm tree.
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While most puns make me numb, math puns make me even number.
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I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. That poor man....
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