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I went in for a job interview at IKEA, and the manager told me to come in and make a seat.
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Business Culture Interview
Most people don't know billboards can speak. That's probably because they speak through sign language.
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Business Words
I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory! It's going to be a fortune!
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Business Culture FoodAndDrinks
Australia's biggest export is the boomerang. It's also their biggest import.
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Business Geography
Did you hear about the dandruff shampoo company that’s making a full body wash? It’s gonna be called, "Head and Shoulders: Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes."
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Business Shopping Body
They're soon going to open a restaurant on the moon! Most think it'll have great food, but no atmosphere.
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Business Classic FastFood FoodAndDrinks Space
You know the wax treatment place down the street is getting sued? Apparently it's a complete rip-off .
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Business Crime OneLiner
My wife got upset with me the other day. She said I never bought her flowers. But to be fair, I didn't know she sold flowers.
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Business Classic Plants Relationships Shopping
I tried to start a business selling tiny chairs, but the market for them was too small.
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Business Furniture
I started a business making boats in my attic. Sails are through the roof.
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Boats Business
During an interview, a recruiter asked me about my most disappointing trait. I told him, "I often give up on things before I fi-"
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Business Interview Work
A shopkeeper fought off a robber with just a pricing gun. The police have a suspect in mind. There's a price on his head.
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Business Crime Money