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Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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Bathroom Buildings OneLiner
My lettuce got angry with me and said, "Oh kale no!"
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FoodAndDrinks OneLiner Plants BetterOutLoud
I got robbed by six dwarves yesterday. Not Happy.
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Never trust a train, they have locomotives.
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OneLiner BetterOutLoud
Fish are the easiest creature to weigh. They have built-in scales.
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Animals OneLiner
My candle just handed me it's resignation letter. It said it was burnt out.
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I saw a dead fly on a window sill. I guess now it's a flew.
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Animals Classic Funeral OneLiner
I got a job making plastic Draculas, but there's only two of us doing this. So I have to make every second Count.
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OneLiner Time Work
If you're not a dad, then sharing these jokes would be a true faux pa.
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If someone steals uranium, does it then become theiranium?
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I went to my doctor and told him I think I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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Medical OneLiner
I find it interesting that "muffins" spelled backwards is the action you do when you take them out of the oven.
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