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I knew of a non-profit that tried to upcycle pre-used batteries. They were free of charge.
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I heard about an air freshener that is mind control operated. I guess it makes scents if you think about it.
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The produce section had a potato wearing glasses. I'm pretty sure it was a spectator.
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I always try to be polite, so I tend to knock on my fridge door before opening. After all, there could be a salad dressing.
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They say with age comes wisdom. So, does that mean my wrinkles are actually wisecracks?
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A clown held the door open for me today! It was a nice jester.
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My wife thinks our kids are spoiled, but I think all kids smell like that.
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I heard Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It went OK.
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6:30 is my favorite time on the old face clocks, hand down.
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If the number 666 is all evil, then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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Grasshoppers apparently aren't fans of baseball, they prefer cricket instead.
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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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