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A joke becomes a dad joke only when it becomes a-parent.
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Classic Family
My dad asked me if I wanted to join him for some hunting. I told him, "I'm game," so he shot me.
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Family Firearms
The other day I got my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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Family Tools
I was raised an only child, which must've been hard for my sisters.
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Family OneLiner
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Family Kids
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday. It was so good, but the kid's mom was really upset.
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Family FastFood Kids
I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs.
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Family Meta