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I was just thinking about how God moves in mysterious ways. But you know, you don't have to - use your turn signal!

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Cars Deepthoughts FunFact Religion

Many people like to sing in the car. I only sing when going in reverse, because I'm a backup singer.

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Cars Music

I heard the alternate-universe Spiderman did really well on his driving test. It turns out he was a great parallel Parker.

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Cars Culture Movies

People don't seem to know the difference between being tired and being exhausted. If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted. If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired - don't do that!

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Cars FunFact Sports

I saw a laughing motorcycle last night! It was a Yamahahahaha!

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Cars Classic

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, unlike the passengers in his car.

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Cars Family Funeral

My friend told me he was addicted to break fluid. He said to not worry because he could stop anytime he wanted.

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Addiction Cars OneLiner

I thought I had a great deal on a limo rental. But it turns out, it didn't cover the cost of the driver. I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

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Cars Shopping

I saw a news story where someone has been stealing tires directly off police cars while they're parked at night. Police have been working tire-lessly to catch him.

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Cars Crime

Gingers drive Kia's because it's the only way they can have a soul.

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Cars Culture OneLiner

I drank a bit too much at a party last night, so I took a cab home. There was a police blockade on the way, but they waved my cab through, to my relief and shock. I've never driven a cab, and I don't even know where I got it, or what to do with it now that it's in my garage!

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Cars Crime

Many people sing in the car. I do, too, but only when in reverse. I'm just a backup singer.

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Cars Music