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Most Americans don't seem to know what comes after USA is USB.
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Geography Technology
I went to TheDadaBase.lol, and I think my computer caught a virus! It's been groaning ever sense! The technician says despite it being byte-sized humor, it was still hard to process. If I'm not careful, the excessive eye rolling could cause corny-a damage, and the dad-a corruption could be terminal!
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Medical Meta Pun-Ishing SelfDeprecation Technology
My wife told me to stop bothering her while she worked, or else she'll drag my face across the keyboard. I'm not too worried, though. I'm sure she just awsfghtthh thedccbjuikknmkloiijhgvv .hgv,zxfdsweto fcvggyhjjjjikkmjjrtuiikjnnmkll
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Relationships Technology Work BetterInWriting
I finished a website last week. It's a dating website for old people. I'm calling it "Carbon Dating"
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Relationships Science Technology Work
Never swipe left on the undead. There's a high chance of being ghosted.
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Fantasy Relationships Technology KingsAndKingdoms Halloween
I bought a book called "101 Binary Tips," but it was only 5 pages long.
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Books OneLiner Technology BetterInWriting
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Classic OneLiner Technology BetterInWriting
When you think about it, Moses was the first man to download data from the cloud and store it in a tablet.
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Bible Religion Technology
Got home last night and found my wife on ebay. If she's still there when I get home today, I'll lower the price.
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Classic Shopping Technology
I randomly received an error message from my printer. It was completely out of the blue.
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OneLiner Technology
I want to store all these jokes in a Dad-abase, but my wife thinks I should put them [move hand across mouth in a zipping motion] in a .Zip file and be done with them!
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Meta Technology BetterOutLoud
Last week I finished building a dating website for old people. I called it "Carbon Dating."
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Science Technology