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When you think about it, Moses was the first man to download data from the cloud and store it in a tablet.
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Bible Religion Technology
Got home last night and found my wife on ebay. If she's still there when I get home today, I'll lower the price.
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Shopping Technology
I randomly received an error message from my printer. It was completely out of the blue.
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OneLiner Technology
I want to store all these jokes in a Dad-abase, but my wife thinks I should put them [move hand across mouth in a zipping motion] in a .Zip file and be done with them!
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Meta Technology
Last week I finished building a dating website for old people. I called it "Carbon Dating."
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Science Technology
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
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OneLiner Technology
I asked my phone's assistant, "Why am I still single?" It activated my face camera.
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OneLiner Technology
Some people say Steve Jobs would have been a better President than Donald Trump, but that's comparing apples and oranges.
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Culture Technology
It was about time I got around to watching that documentary about clocks.
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Culture Technology Time
To the hacker who got into my computer and stole my MS Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
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Crime Technology
If criminals could take their own mugshots, they'd be called "cellfies"
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Crime Technology
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So we had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
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Animals Classic Technology