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People often portray knights wrong. Most people think of knights as honorable and good, and some were. Others were super evil and did awful things. And others weren't good, but they weren't super evil, they were just mid-evil.
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FunFact History BetterOutLoud
There's only one sure fire way to have a space party. You have to planet.
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FunFact Space BetterOutLoud
Most people don't realize how hard it is for women to work in the postal service; it's such a mail dominated industry!
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Gender Work BetterOutLoud
Not all math jokes are bad, just sum.
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Math Meta BetterOutLoud
A new study said that most husbands don't know their wife's favorite flower. But I know my wife's is self-rising.
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FoodAndDrinks Plants Relationships BetterOutLoud
Did you know that you're born with four kidneys? But as you get older, two of them turn into adult-knees.
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Medical BetterOutLoud
The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. Rest in piece, Zoo Min.
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Funeral OneLiner BetterOutLoud
It seems there's a lot of news about bird flu going around, but I thought birds were supposed to fly?
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Animals Medical BetterOutLoud
I met a fireman the other day. He also speaks Spanish. He has two sons named José and Hose B.
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Family Kids Work BetterOutLoud
My lettuce got angry with me and said, "Oh kale no!"
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FoodAndDrinks OneLiner Plants BetterOutLoud
Most people don't realize the angriest nut is the the pissed-achio.
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FoodAndDrinks BetterOutLoud
Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Culture Deepthoughts Travel BetterOutLoud