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Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Culture Deepthoughts Travel BetterOutLoud
Never trust a train, they have locomotives.
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OneLiner BetterOutLoud
I put a tiny picture of USA inside a locket for the 4th of July holiday. I wanted to keep it in da pendant.
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BetterOutLoud OtherHolidays
Why do shooting stars taste better than comets? They are a little meteor.
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact Space BetterOutLoud
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
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Classic FoodAndDrinks Music BetterOutLoud
Egyptians will swear there are no alligators in their country. But I think they're in de-Nile.
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Animals Geography BetterOutLoud
What's Super Mario's favorite clothing? Denim, denim, denim.
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Classic Clothing Culture BetterOutLoud
I accidently sprayed body spray into my mouth. Now I speak with an Axe scent.
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BetterOutLoud Product
What had two butts and kills people? An ass-ass-in.
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Bathroom Fantasy BetterOutLoud
No one trust a bard because they are always sneaking around with a lyre.
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Fantasy BetterOutLoud KingsAndKingdoms RPGGaming
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.
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Relationships BetterOutLoud
The pancake and the wedding cake were fighting about who was better baseball team. Both claimed to have the best batter.
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FoodAndDrinks Sports BetterOutLoud