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Does anyone know how to charge milk? Because mine is stuck at 1%.
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My dog a pile of Scrabble tiles last night! I took him to the vet. No word yet.
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Many people sing in the car. I do, too, but only when in reverse. I'm just a backup singer.
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People claim Chicago is such a dangerous place, but it wasn't so bad when I worked there in security for a delivery truck as a tail gunner.
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