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My dog a pile of Scrabble tiles last night! I took him to the vet. No word yet.
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My sail boat was sick, so I took it to the boat doc.
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Do you know what you call a penguin in the middle of the Sahara Desert? Lost.
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I had a joke involving a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it.
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