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Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, "How to you drive this thing?"
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Remember, the existence of silly putty implies the existence of a serious putty. I believe that serious putty to be c4.
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Did you hear what happened to the bullet? He was fired!
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My dad asked me if I wanted to join him for some hunting. I told him, "I'm game," so he shot me.
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People claim Chicago is such a dangerous place, but it wasn't so bad when I worked there in security for a delivery truck as a tail gunner.
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