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While most puns make me numb, math puns make me even number.

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Math

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Math OneLiner

I gave my handyman a list of tasks to complete, but he only did items 1, 3, and 5. Apparently, he only does odd jobs.

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Math Work

I had a math joke, but it didn't add up

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IHadAJokeBut Math

I had an interviewer ask me about my resume. "It says here that you're really fast with math. So tell me what's 81 x 34?" I instantly say, "1462." "No," She replies, "That's wrong." I look at her and say, "But it was fast, though."

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Business Interview Math Work

I hate negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Math OneLiner

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will get that.)

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Math Pun-Ishing

While at Walmart last night, I walked past a guy saying, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9... 1, 3, 5, 7, 9..." over and over. I thought, "That's odd..."

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Math Shopping Words

If you need to get 100 math teaches into a room that only fits 99, just carry the one.

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Math Work

I count cows with my cowculator

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Animals Classic Math