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My favorite word to say to people who speak Spanish is, "Mucho," because I know it means a lot to them.

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If you're not a dad, then sharing these jokes would be a true faux pa.

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If someone steals uranium, does it then become theiranium?

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I find it interesting that "muffins" spelled backwards is the action you do when you take them out of the oven.

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Most people don't know billboards can speak. That's probably because they speak through sign language.

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After having a bad day, my wife tried to give me a silver lining, reminding me that it's not so bad: I could be stuck in a hole underground filled with water. I know she meant well.

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I made up a word that made it into the dictionary: Plagiarism!

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My teacher asked for a sentence using "details," "defense," and "defeat." So I submitted, "When a dog jumps over defence, defeat go first, then detail."

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Kids Learning School Words

Its always hard to explain metaphors to thieves because they are always taking everything, literally.

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In England, they're called "lifts." In America, they call them "Elevators." People truly are just raised differently. But those linguistic differences really push some people's buttons. I guess word choices really do have their ups and down. (I guess this joke works on multiple levels. I hope it elevates your spirit!)

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I met a genie once. He gave me one wish. I said, “I wish I could be you.” The genue saud, "weurd wush but U wull grant ut."

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I thought I had a language joke, but it was all Greek to me.

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