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A heard there was a kidnapping at school yesterday! It's ok - he woke up.
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Growing up, my school had a cyclops as a teacher. He only had one pupil. (I think you saw where that one was going.)
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I had a spruce and an oak that weren't growing. So I took them to the elementree school.
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Plants
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