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I asked my kid what he learned in school today. "Apparently not enough, because I have to go back tomorrow!"
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Family Kids Learning School
My teacher asked for a sentence using "details," "defense," and "defeat." So I submitted, "When a dog jumps over defence, defeat go first, then detail."
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Kids Learning School Words
A heard there was a kidnapping at school yesterday! It's ok - he woke up.
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Classic Kids School
Growing up, my school had a cyclops as a teacher. He only had one pupil. (I think you saw where that one was going.)
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Fantasy Learning Pun-Ishing School
I had a spruce and an oak that weren't growing. So I took them to the elementree school.
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Learning OneLiner Plants School