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The older I get, the more I think Monsters Inc is right: Take the energy from the children!
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Culture Kids Movies
Today I found out most doctors don't consider babies born at home to be considered "deliveries." They say if the child is born at home, then it's not delivery. It's Digiorno.
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FoodAndDrinks Kids Medical
My wife told me I was being immature last night. So I made her get out of my pillow fort.
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Kids Relationships
My daughter was in a peek-a-boo accident last night. Had to take her to the ICU.
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Kids Medical
My daughter got a whistle, and I warned her to stop using it in the house. Unfortunately she blew it.
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Kids Music
A heard there was a kidnapping at school yesterday! It's ok - he woke up.
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Classic Kids School
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where's popcorn?
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FoodAndDrinks Kids
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Family Kids
I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday. It was so good, but the kid's mom was really upset.
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Family FastFood Kids
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NNEEEEOW!
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Cars Kids
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up. But then my parents kept telling me the sky is the limit.
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Kids Space
A lot of people think my Dad Jokes are childish, which is ridiculous. They're obviously full groan.
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Kids Meta