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It's raining cats and dogs out there! Be sure not to step on a poodle!
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Animals Classic OneLiner Nature
My child spent most the day carrying around a pile of dirt in his hand. He said there was a seed planted in it. He wanted to grow a palm tree.
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Kids Plants Nature
Trees are always ready for a good pool party; they're always wearing their trunks.
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OneLiner Plants Nature
You've got to be careful walking on grass. It's full of blades!
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OneLiner Plants Nature
A surfer wanted me to cut through the waves with him. He was surprised when I went to grab a sea saw.
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Sports Nature
I have a hard time trusting trees. They seem kinda shady.
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Classic OneLiner Plants Nature
You must be careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may call the crops!
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FoodAndDrinks Plants Nature
You know, getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't the thing I hate the MOST, but it is up there.
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