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When Jonah was thrown overboard the ship and saw the oncoming big fish he said, "Whale, whale whale. If it isn't the consequences of my actions."

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I heard Captain Hook's sidekick met Adelle. When he saw her, he said, "Hello, it's Smee."

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It seems killer whales have started attacking boats on the West Coast at an alarming rate. Police fear it might be an act of orca-nized crime. I think they fear there's a full on crime fin-dicate behind the attacks. Others believe the crime theory is a bit fishy, and boaters are just blubbering over mother nature fighting back. Either way, they are definitely doing it on porpoise.

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I started a business making boats in my attic. Sails are through the roof.

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Killer whales have recently started attacking boats at an alarming rate. Police fear it's an act of orca-nized crime.

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