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When Jonah was thrown overboard the ship and saw the oncoming big fish he said, "Whale, whale whale. If it isn't the consequences of my actions."
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Animals Bible Boats Religion
Priests make holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
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Classic FunFact OneLiner Religion
When you think about it, Moses was the first man to download data from the cloud and store it in a tablet.
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Bible Religion Technology
I don't believe in the Easter Bunny. I guess that makes me egg-nostic.
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Religion OtherHolidays
What do you call a flying nun? A bird? A plane? Nope, nun of the above.
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We saw a nun sleepwalking down the street the other night. My friend asked, "I wonder what's up with that nun?" I answered, "She's a roaming catholic."
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Dream Religion
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
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Animals Bar Medical Religion
I'm going to start referring to the event that took all the dinosaurs to heaven as the 'Velocirapture.'
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Dinosaurs Religion