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I put a tiny picture of USA inside a locket for the 4th of July holiday. I wanted to keep it in da pendant.

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With Mother's Day coming up, I noticed they don't make Mom Tarts. They only make Pop Tarts. I thought about this long and hard, and I think this is due to the Pastry-archy.

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I don't believe in the Easter Bunny. I guess that makes me egg-nostic.

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I started carrying around a small stone with me to throw at people who sing or play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It's my jingle bell rock.

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This year for Thanksgiving, we're unfortunately going to have unseasoned turkey. I just ran out of thyme.

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