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The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Bar Time
It was about time I got around to watching that documentary about clocks.
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Culture Technology Time
I can't believe I got fired from the clock making factory! After all those extra hours I put in....
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Time Work
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn
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Animals Time
I got two new dogs. They're named Timex and Rolex. They're watch dogs
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Animals Shopping Time
Can February March? No, but April May.
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OneLiner Time
Spring is hear! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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Bathroom Plants Time