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About three years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him sense.
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Two guys were arrested for stealing a calendar. They each got six months.
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I got a job making plastic Draculas, but there's only two of us doing this. So I have to make every second Count.
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If you don't lose your winter weight, then you'll find spring rolls.
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I'm afraid for the calendar, It's days are numbered.
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The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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It was about time I got around to watching that documentary about clocks.
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This year for Thanksgiving, we're unfortunately going to have unseasoned turkey. I just ran out of thyme.
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I can't believe I got fired from the clock making factory! After all those extra hours I put in....
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I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn
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I got two new dogs. They're named Timex and Rolex. They're watch dogs
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Can February March? No, but April May.
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