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My friend told me he was afraid of doing a conga line. I told him, "Don't worry. I've got your back."
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Fear Music
I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
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Books Fear
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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Buildings Classic Fear OneLiner
To those suffering from paranoia, I just want to remind you... [whispering] you're not alone!
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Fear OneLiner
I've got a fear of elevators. So I'm taking steps to avoid them.
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Buildings Fear
I'm currently reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is gonna happen; I can just feel it.
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Books Fear
Growing up, I was afraid of hurdles during track and field, but I got over it
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Fear Sports
People always talk about chasing their dreams, but no one ever explains why their dreams are running away. What did you DO to your dreams to make them run from you?!
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Deepthoughts Fear
The one plant you should always look out for is an ambush!
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Fear Plants