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I need to find some more jokes about library books, they're long overdue.
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Books Meta
I made up a word that made it into the dictionary: Plagiarism!
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Books Words
I bought a book called "101 Binary Tips," but it was only 5 pages long.
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Books OneLiner Technology BetterInWriting
Most people don't know the best way to hold your place in a spell book is with a magic marker.
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Books Fantasy RPGGaming
I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
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Books Fear
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I'm not so sure, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
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Books OneLiner
I'm currently reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is gonna happen; I can just feel it.
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Books Fear
A pile of books fell on me the other day. I only have my shelf to blame.
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Books OneLiner SelfDeprecation
I bought a cheese grader for a blind friend. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he's ever read .
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Books Disability
I tried making reservations at the library, but they're completely booked.
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Books IHadAJokeBut
My wife asked me for a bookmark. After all these years, and she thinks my name is Mark.
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Books Relationships
I bought a thesaurus yesterday, but when I got home all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Books Learning OneLiner Words