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Did you want to hear a sodium joke? Na? Oh, ok. It was worth a shot.
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Science BetterInWriting
Rest in peace boiled water. You will be mist.
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Classic Funeral Science
Scientists have now found a way to take a person's consciousness and swap it with someone else's! It's true! No really, and don't you DARE try to change my mind!
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Medical SciFi Science
I finished a website last week. It's a dating website for old people. I'm calling it "Carbon Dating"
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Relationships Science Technology Work
Bad rainbows go to prism, but it tends to be a light sentence. It's just enough time for them to reflect on what they did.
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Crime Pun-Ishing Science
Orion's Belt is a terrible waste of space. I know, terrible joke; 3 stars.
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OneLiner Science Space
I have a good chemistry joke, but I'm not sure it'll get a reaction.
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IHadAJokeBut Science
Ag scientists recently tried to reclassify cows that can't produce milk as 'milk duds,' but that proposal turned out to be an udder failure.
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Animals Science
NASA is launching a new rocket with a satellite. It's meant to broadcast a message to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling the mission the APOLLO G
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Science Space
People want to deny the earth is flat, but no one is willing to recognize the undeniable fact that out of the nearly 72% water coverage of the earth, almost NONE of that water is carbonated!
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Deepthoughts Science
A new shirt I bought was picking up a lot of static electricity. I took it back to the store, and they gave me a new one free of charge.
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Clothing Science
You know what's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
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OneLiner Science