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I heard a celebrity chef recently died. He pasta way. You know, as people, we cannoli do so much, and ultimately we'd like for our legacy to become a pizza history. In the end, we all run out of thyme.

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Culture FoodAndDrinks Funeral Pun-Ishing

I always found the shovel to be a ground breaking invention. However, it was the wheel that got things rolling. But best of all, it was the broom that truly swept the nations!

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FunFact History Pun-Ishing Work

Most people find elevators to be uplifting and opens doors to a whole new world, but I'm always worried they'll let me down and leave me floored.

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Buildings OneLiner Pun-Ishing

Julie Andrews once bought a vibrant cheap lipstick that fell apart on her and gave her bad breath. Her super color fragile lipstick gave her halitosis.

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Culture Movies Pun-Ishing Shopping

Inflation is even taking the cost of balloons sky high!

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Money Pun-Ishing Shopping

I went to TheDadaBase.lol, and I think my computer caught a virus! It's been groaning ever sense! The technician says despite it being byte-sized humor, it was still hard to process. If I'm not careful, the excessive eye rolling could cause corny-a damage, and the dad-a corruption could be terminal!

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Medical Meta Pun-Ishing SelfDeprecation Technology

A pirate was feeling hot, so his captain turned on the A-Sea. He set it to Arrr-tic chill, hoping to blow the man down.

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Pirate Pun-Ishing Temperature

I first met my wife while we were both working in a glue factory. We bonded immediately. I'm hopeful our marriage will stick and she never leaves my side.

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Pun-Ishing Relationships Work

It seems killer whales have started attacking boats on the West Coast at an alarming rate. Police fear it might be an act of orca-nized crime. I think they fear there's a full on crime fin-dicate behind the attacks. Others believe the crime theory is a bit fishy, and boaters are just blubbering over mother nature fighting back. Either way, they are definitely doing it on porpoise.

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Animals Boats Crime Pun-Ishing Nature

I have a bowling joke- ah, strike that, you turkey. I'll spare you.

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IHadAJokeBut Pun-Ishing Sports

My wife says I'm oblivious when shopping. Apparently it never registered to me the cashiers are always checking me out. I can't blame them, though; I'm quite the item.

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Pun-Ishing Relationships SelfDeprecation Shopping

In England, they're called "lifts." In America, they call them "Elevators." People truly are just raised differently. But those linguistic differences really push some people's buttons. I guess word choices really do have their ups and down. (I guess this joke works on multiple levels. I hope it elevates your spirit!)

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