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A pirate was feeling hot, so his captain turned on the A-Sea. He set it to Arrr-tic chill, hoping to blow the man down.
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Pirate Pun-Ishing Temperature
It's so hot my garlic had to take it's cloves off!
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner; they're usually 90 degrees.
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OneLiner Science Temperature
If you put a funny bone into some hot water, it becomes a laughing stock. That's kind of humerus isn't it?
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