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My wife wanted me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read any of it!
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FoodAndDrinks Relationships Shopping
Why do shooting stars taste better than comets? They are a little meteor.
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact Space BetterOutLoud
I heard a celebrity chef recently died. He pasta way. You know, as people, we cannoli do so much, and ultimately we'd like for our legacy to become a pizza history. In the end, we all run out of thyme.
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Culture FoodAndDrinks Funeral Pun-Ishing
I'm pretty sure toasters were the first form of popup notifications.
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
I find it interesting that "muffins" spelled backwards is the action you do when you take them out of the oven.
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks OneLiner Words
When a bee landed near some sushi, the sushi said, "Wasabi?"
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Animals Classic FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna, I'm not sure if it's still two lasagnas or if it becomes one lasagna. But what I do know is that we're going to have a good time!
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
I think I have an addiction to apples, but I can't seem to find a doctor who will see me.
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Addiction FoodAndDrinks Medical
My friend is having a baby soon, she wanted my advice on naming her little girl Madeline. I told her I wasn't sure that name fit. She asked about about the name Margarine instead. I told her that was not butter.
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FoodAndDrinks Kids
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
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Classic FoodAndDrinks Music BetterOutLoud
I used to work at a recycling plant crushing cans, but I didn't last long. The work was soda pressing.
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Classic Environmental FoodAndDrinks Work
The waiter asked the duck how he wanted to pay for his drinks. "Put it on my bill."
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Animals Classic FoodAndDrinks