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Most people think french fries were cooked in France. Nope, they were cooked in Greece.
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FastFood FoodAndDrinks Geography
With Mother's Day coming up, I noticed they don't make Mom Tarts. They only make Pop Tarts. I thought about this long and hard, and I think this is due to the Pastry-archy.
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FoodAndDrinks Gender Holidays
People who take care of chickens are literally Chicken Tenders.
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Animals Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
I dreamed I was a pancake last night. It was awful. I kept tossing and turning!
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Dream FoodAndDrinks
Today I found out most doctors don't consider babies born at home to be considered "deliveries." They say if the child is born at home, then it's not delivery. It's Digiorno.
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FoodAndDrinks Kids Medical
Yo did you hear about the guy who was grilling? He burnt the meat, he called it a mis-steak.
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FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
The pancake and the wedding cake were fighting about who was better baseball team. Both claimed to have the best batter.
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FoodAndDrinks Sports
Last week I ordered a mythical milkshake. It was Legendairy.
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Fantasy FoodAndDrinks OneLiner
I created a playlist for the hike I'm going on. It's got music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I'm calling it the Trail Mix.
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FoodAndDrinks Music
Brad was spreading a rumor about butter. I wasn't not going to spread it, but I hear they're making jokes now about fake butter; Brad says they're margarinally better than butter jokes. How dairy!
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FoodAndDrinks Pun-Ishing
I made fish tacos last night, but the fish just ignored them and swam away.
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Animals FoodAndDrinks
I went to a Doritto farm this weekend. Cool ranch.
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Farm FoodAndDrinks OneLiner