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My wife wanted me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read any of it!

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I'm convinced all my haters must work in a movie theater, because they're clearly projecting.

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The construction workers had issues, but they hammered them out.

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My wife asked me, "How do I look?" I got really concerned and told her, "With your eyes."

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Some say every couple's relationship could be defined as psychological. One person is logical and the other is psycho.

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After having a bad day, my wife tried to give me a silver lining, reminding me that it's not so bad: I could be stuck in a hole underground filled with water. I know she meant well.

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I bought my wife a diamond ring, but the dog ate it. Now it's a diamond in the ruff.

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I first met my wife while we were both working in a glue factory. We bonded immediately. I'm hopeful our marriage will stick and she never leaves my side.

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My wife told me to stop bothering her while she worked, or else she'll drag my face across the keyboard. I'm not too worried, though. I'm sure she just awsfghtthh thedccbjuikknmkloiijhgvv .hgv,zxfdsweto fcvggyhjjjjikkmjjrtuiikjnnmkll

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I finished a website last week. It's a dating website for old people. I'm calling it "Carbon Dating"

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Relationships Science Technology Work

Never swipe left on the undead. There's a high chance of being ghosted.

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Fantasy Relationships Technology KingsAndKingdoms Halloween

Medusa never could get a good date. She just kept objectifying people.

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