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I was just thinking about how God moves in mysterious ways. But you know, you don't have to - use your turn signal!
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Cars Deepthoughts FunFact Religion
So exactly how much kindness does it take to kill a person? Because I only have so much kindness left, but a really long list of people....
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Deepthoughts Funeral Relationships
Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Culture Deepthoughts Travel BetterOutLoud
If someone steals uranium, does it then become theiranium?
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Deepthoughts OneLiner Words
I'm pretty sure toasters were the first form of popup notifications.
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
I find it interesting that "muffins" spelled backwards is the action you do when you take them out of the oven.
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks OneLiner Words
The ocean's favorite topic to talk about must be current events.
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Deepthoughts OneLiner Nature
I once stayed up all night long trying to figure out where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
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Deepthoughts OneLiner Nature
If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna, I'm not sure if it's still two lasagnas or if it becomes one lasagna. But what I do know is that we're going to have a good time!
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
I'm trying to write a joke about deja vue. I'm trying to write a joke about deja vue.
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Deepthoughts OneLiner
After having a bad day, my wife tried to give me a silver lining, reminding me that it's not so bad: I could be stuck in a hole underground filled with water. I know she meant well.
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Deepthoughts Relationships Words
If I clean out the vacuum, does that make ME the vacuum cleaner?
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Deepthoughts Work