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Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Culture Deepthoughts Travel BetterOutLoud
I got robbed by six dwarves yesterday. Not Happy.
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My favorite word to say to people who speak Spanish is, "Mucho," because I know it means a lot to them.
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Culture Words
A Spanish magician told his audience he'd make himself disappear on the count of three. "Uno, dos, ...." And he disappeared without a tres.
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I heard a celebrity chef recently died. He pasta way. You know, as people, we cannoli do so much, and ultimately we'd like for our legacy to become a pizza history. In the end, we all run out of thyme.
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Culture FoodAndDrinks Funeral Pun-Ishing
I went in for a job interview at IKEA, and the manager told me to come in and make a seat.
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Business Culture Interview
Police are reporting they've arrested the Energizer Bunny. He's being charged with battery.
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Julie Andrews once bought a vibrant cheap lipstick that fell apart on her and gave her bad breath. Her super color fragile lipstick gave her halitosis.
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Culture Movies Pun-Ishing Shopping
Darth Vader was never good at sports, he always choked.
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Culture Movies SciFi Sports
Darth Vader was never good at sports, he always choked.
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Culture SciFi Sports
I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory! It's going to be a fortune!
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Business Culture FoodAndDrinks
I was asked to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said, "Maybe."
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Culture Music