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Billy Joel was doing laundry the other day, but his clothes were still wet. It turns out... He didn't start the dryer! The washer was churning, but now the dryer ain't turning!
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I want to take cyber security more seriously. So, I'm going to change all my passwords to "Kenny." That way, I'll have all Kenny Loggins.
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I heard the alternate-universe Spiderman did really well on his driving test. It turns out he was a great parallel Parker.
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Cars Culture Movies
What ever you do, don't spell "part" backwards: It's a Trap!
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Culture OneLiner Words
Most people don't realize Gaston is the most recognized Disney villain. He is the winner of the No Belle Prize.
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Culture Movies OneLiner
Is laughing out loud even aloud in Hawaii? Or is more appropriate for just an aloha?
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Culture Deepthoughts Travel BetterOutLoud
I got robbed by six dwarves yesterday. Not Happy.
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Crime Culture OneLiner
When I talk to people who speak Spanish, I like to use the word "Mucho," because I know it means a lot to them.
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Culture OneLiner Words
A Spanish magician told his audience he'd make himself disappear on the count of three. "Uno, dos, ...." And he disappeared without a tres.
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Culture
I heard a celebrity chef recently died. He pasta way. You know, as people, we cannoli do so much, and ultimately we'd like for our legacy to become a pizza history. In the end, we all run out of thyme.
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Culture FoodAndDrinks Funeral Pun-Ishing
I went in for a job interview at IKEA, and the manager told me to come in and make a seat.
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Business Culture Interview
Police are reporting they've arrested the Energizer Bunny. He's being charged with battery.
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Crime Culture