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Most people don't realize Gaston is the most recognized Disney villain. He is the winner of the No Belle Prize.
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Julie Andrews once bought a vibrant cheap lipstick that fell apart on her and gave her bad breath. Her super color fragile lipstick gave her halitosis.
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Darth Vader was never good at sports, he always choked.
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I heard Captain Hook's sidekick met Adelle. When he saw her, he said, "Hello, it's Smee."
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The older I get, the more I think Monsters Inc is right: Take the energy from the children!
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I saw Captain Hook at Goodwill this weekend. Not too surprising given it's a second hand store.
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Given his life experiences, most people think Forrest Gump was part of the Boomer generation. But he would tell you he's part of Gen A.
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There's this movie coming out soon about hillbillies. I can't wait for the trailer.
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You know Julie Andrews? She once bought a cheap but vibrant lipstick, and it fell apart on her. Gave her bad breath. Her super color fragile lipstick gave her halitosis.
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My friend hired a nanny who's an anti-vaxxer. Her name was Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
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Freddy Krueger was late for work last night. Traffic was a Nightmare on Elm Street
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My friend got a tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You should have seen the Luke on his face!
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