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I need to find some more jokes about library books, they're long overdue.

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If you're not a dad, then sharing these jokes would be a true faux pa.

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I went to TheDadaBase.lol, and I think my computer caught a virus! It's been groaning ever sense! The technician says despite it being byte-sized humor, it was still hard to process. If I'm not careful, the excessive eye rolling could cause corny-a damage, and the dad-a corruption could be terminal!

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It's not possible to tell a joke about kings. They aren't subjects.

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In England, they're called "lifts." In America, they call them "Elevators." People truly are just raised differently. But those linguistic differences really push some people's buttons. I guess word choices really do have their ups and down. (I guess this joke works on multiple levels. I hope it elevates your spirit!)

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Buildings Geography Meta Pun-Ishing Words

I want to store all these jokes in a Dad-abase, but my wife thinks I should put them [move hand across mouth in a zipping motion] in a .Zip file and be done with them!

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Some people would see a dad-abase like this one and think it would be pun-ishing to put together. But the hardest part for me to quip this thing up was jest finding the time to make it happen.

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Deepthoughts Meta Pun-Ishing

A lot of people think my Dad Jokes are childish, which is ridiculous. They're obviously full groan.

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I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs.

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