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I went to TheDadaBase.lol, and I think my computer caught a virus! It's been groaning ever sense! The technician says despite it being byte-sized humor, it was still hard to process. If I'm not careful, the excessive eye rolling could cause corny-a damage, and the dad-a corruption could be terminal!

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Medical Meta Pun-Ishing SelfDeprecation Technology

My wife says I'm oblivious when shopping. Apparently it never registered to me the cashiers are always checking me out. I can't blame them, though; I'm quite the item.

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Pun-Ishing Relationships SelfDeprecation Shopping

I told my wife she needs to start embracing her mistakes, so she gave me a hug.

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Classic OneLiner Relationships SelfDeprecation

My wife told me I was being immature last night. So I made her get out of my pillow fort.

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Kids Relationships SelfDeprecation

A pile of books fell on me the other day. I only have my shelf to blame.

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Books OneLiner SelfDeprecation

I asked my wife if I was the only one she ever dated. She said, "Yeah, the others were all nines and tens."

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Classic Relationships SelfDeprecation

I thought I had a language joke, but it was all Greek to me.

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Culture IHadAJokeBut Learning SelfDeprecation Words

My wife got angry with me because she said I don't listen to her. Or something like that.

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Relationships SelfDeprecation