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I asked my kid what he learned in school today. "Apparently not enough, because I have to go back tomorrow!"
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Family Kids Learning School
My teacher asked for a sentence using "details," "defense," and "defeat." So I submitted, "When a dog jumps over defence, defeat go first, then detail."
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Kids Learning School Words
I thought I had a language joke, but it was all Greek to me.
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Culture IHadAJokeBut Learning SelfDeprecation Words
Pirates are great at many things, but the Alphabet isn't one of them. They learn the letters A and B quickly, but they often spend years at C.
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Learning Pirate
I was walking through a store one day when a woman yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?!" I looked at her and said, "I'll do you one better; I know the entire Alphabet!" Everyone thought that was funny, except for one guy.
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Learning Medical Shopping
I told the cat I was going to teach it to speak English. He looked at me and said, "Me? How?"
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Animals Learning
I bought a thesaurus yesterday, but when I got home all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Books Learning OneLiner Words
Last week I got pulled over. When I asked the cop why, he explained there was a warrant out for my arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia. I knew that didn't sound like an offense, so I said, "Stop! I can explain everything!"
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Crime Learning Technology
Growing up, my school had a cyclops as a teacher. He only had one pupil. (I think you saw where that one was going.)
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Fantasy Learning Pun-Ishing School
Personally, I think a history degree is totally useless - there's no future in it!
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Learning
I swallowed a bunch of synonyms. I got thesaurus throat I ever had
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Learning Medical Words
You know how sports teams often throw the winning ball into the crowd after the game? Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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FunFact Learning Sports