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Last week I ordered a mythical milkshake. It was Legendairy.
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I went to the doctor the other day and told her I was bitten by a wolf. She said, "Where?" I said, "No, a regular wolf."
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Growing up, my school had a cyclops as a teacher. He only had one pupil. (I think you saw where that one was going.)
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