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Try not to surprise the undead or they'll be aghast.
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Fantasy OneLiner RPGGaming
Beware when the Kraken is hungry, his favorite food is fish and ships.
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Fantasy FunFact OneLiner RPGGaming
I wanted to make bread that was healthier, so I used the most magical grain: spelt.
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Fantasy FoodAndDrinks Plants
Our party was worried there might be mimic nearby, but our table assure us we were perfectly safe.
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Fantasy RPGGaming
The best way to take on a giant treant is whittle by whittle.
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Fantasy OneLiner
Monks don't eat before a race, they fast.
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Fantasy OneLiner RPGGaming
Wizards live so long to avoid retirement. Nobody wants to be a was-ard.
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Fantasy OneLiner KingsAndKingdoms
I had a kraken joke, but instead of landing it sank
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Fantasy IHadAJokeBut
The knight is looking into the theft of his horse, but so far, he has nothing to go on.
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Fantasy KingsAndKingdoms
There was a big gathering of half halflings the other day with one hobbit in the middle of it. He must be the Tolkien minority.
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Fantasy KingsAndKingdoms
Hobbits are such good folks, they never look down on people.
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Fantasy KingsAndKingdoms
Hobbits are lucky because they never get mugged. No criminal will stoop so low.
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Crime Fantasy KingsAndKingdoms