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I recently got a pet tree. It's a lot like a dog, but the bark is much quieter.
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Animals Classic Plants Nature
I wanted to make bread that was healthier, so I used the most magical grain: spelt.
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Fantasy FoodAndDrinks Plants
My child spent most the day carrying around a pile of dirt in his hand. He said there was a seed planted in it. He wanted to grow a palm tree.
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Kids Plants Nature Body
Trees are always ready for a good pool party; they're always wearing their trunks.
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OneLiner Plants Nature
You've got to be careful walking on grass. It's full of blades!
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OneLiner Plants Nature
I have a hard time trusting trees. They seem kinda shady.
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Classic OneLiner Plants Nature
I was thinking how weird it would be if trees pooped. Then I got scared because I realized we already have #2 pencils!
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Bathroom Deepthoughts Plants
Someone stole my fruit basket. I'm peachless!
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Crime FoodAndDrinks OneLiner Plants
The one plant you should always look out for is an ambush!
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Fear Plants
You must be careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may call the crops!
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FoodAndDrinks Plants Nature
My wife got upset with me the other day. She said I never bought her flowers. But to be fair, I didn't know she sold flowers.
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Business Classic Plants Relationships Shopping
You know, getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't the thing I hate the MOST, but it is up there.
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Plants Toys Nature