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I got in touch with my inner self today. We really need to start buying two-ply toilet paper.
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Bathroom OneLiner
My chameleon is no longer changing colors! In think he's got reptile disfunction.
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Animals Bathroom Medical
I was at McDonald's, and they had a sign on the wall stating, "Employees must wash hands." I stood there for 30 minutes, and no employee ever showed up to wash my hands! HORRIBLE customer service!
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Bathroom FastFood
Fun Fact: If you feed your chickens while naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence.
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Animals Bathroom FunFact Body
What had two butts and kills people? An ass-ass-in.
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Bathroom Fantasy BetterOutLoud
I was thinking how weird it would be if trees pooped. Then I got scared because I realized we already have #2 pencils!
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Bathroom Deepthoughts Plants
Spring is hear! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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Bathroom Plants Time
Did you hear about the new movie Constipation? It's a Part 2, but it hasn't come out yet. I think it's going to be crappy.
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Bathroom Culture Movies Pun-Ishing
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? *Gasp* So it WAS you!
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Bathroom OneLiner
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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Bathroom Medical