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I was at McDonald's, and they had a sign on the wall stating, "Employees must wash hands." I stood there for 30 minutes, and no employee ever showed up to wash my hands! HORRIBLE customer service!
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Most people think french fries were cooked in France. Nope, they were cooked in Greece.
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FastFood FoodAndDrinks Geography
They're soon going to open a restaurant on the moon! Most think it'll have great food, but no atmosphere.
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Went to Dunkin yesterday. Surprised there weren't any basketball players....
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I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's yesterday. It was so good, but the kid's mom was really upset.
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