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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
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Animals Travel
I asked my wife if she'd seen the dog bowl. She was shocked, and said she didn't know the dog could do that.
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Animals Relationships Sports
Many people are unable to tell the difference between an allegator and a crocodile. Really all you have to do is figure out if you'll see them later or after a while.
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Animals Words
Most people don't realize bees are actually allergic to pollen. You can tell because they develop hives.
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Animals Medical
Crocodiles can grow up to fifteen feet! But most only grow four.
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Animals FunFact Body
Grasshoppers apparently aren't fans of baseball, they prefer cricket instead.
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Animals OneLiner Sports
I heard an experience elephant broke out of the circus. It turns out he was tired of working for peanuts.
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Animals FoodAndDrinks Work
So I started raising racing deer. I'm really hoping to make a quick buck.
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Animals Money OneLiner Sports
Before they invented crowbars, crows would typically drink alone.
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Addiction Animals
I found out why birds fly south for the winter. It's apparently faster than walking.
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Animals Travel
It seems there's a lot of news about bird flu going around, but I thought birds were supposed to fly?
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Animals Medical BetterOutLoud
Fish are the easiest creature to weigh. They have built-in scales.
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Animals OneLiner