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I'm a "Catch and Release" fisherman. Mostly because they release themselves before I can catch them.
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Darth Vader was never good at sports, he always choked.
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Darth Vader was never good at sports, he always choked.
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I have a bowling joke- ah, strike that, you turkey. I'll spare you.
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IHadAJokeBut Pun-Ishing Sports
This year I'm finally going to sign up for the 401k. I've got to start training now because I've never run that far before.
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Money OneLiner Sports Work
To help the environment, I'm going to pick up biking once again. I guess that means I'm a re-cyclist. Maybe I can start a chain reaction and get my friends to join. Although, some will say I'm just spinning my wheels. But feeling the wind in my face wheelie is spoke-tacular.
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Environmental Pun-Ishing Sports
A surfer wanted me to cut through the waves with him. He was surprised when I went to grab a sea saw.
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Sports Nature
Went to Dunkin yesterday. Surprised there weren't any basketball players....
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FastFood Shopping Sports
The pancake and the wedding cake were fighting about who was better baseball team. Both claimed to have the best batter.
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FoodAndDrinks Sports BetterOutLoud
Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and go forward. That's just how I roll.
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OneLiner Sports
I was going to start a professional hide and seek team, but it turns out good players are hard to find.
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OneLiner Sports
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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OneLiner Sports