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I bought a ceiling fan the other day. It was a complete waste of money. He just stood their yelling and cheering at the ceiling.
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I asked my wife if she'd seen the dog bowl. She was shocked, and said she didn't know the dog could do that.
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A friend started dating a soccer goalie. When asked what attracted my friend to him, she said, "As soon as I saw him, I knew he was a keeper."
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Grasshoppers apparently aren't fans of baseball, they prefer cricket instead.
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So I started raising racing deer. I'm really hoping to make a quick buck.
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People don't seem to know the difference between being tired and being exhausted. If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted. If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired - don't do that!
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I'm a "Catch and Release" fisherman. Mostly because they release themselves before I can catch them.
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Darth Vader was never good at sports, he always choked.
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Darth Vader was never good at sports, he always choked.
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I have a bowling joke- ah, strike that, you turkey. I'll spare you.
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This year I'm finally going to sign up for the 401k. I've got to start training now because I've never run that far before.
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To help the environment, I'm going to pick up biking once again. I guess that means I'm a re-cyclist. Maybe I can start a chain reaction and get my friends to join. Although, some will say I'm just spinning my wheels. But feeling the wind in my face wheelie is spoke-tacular.
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