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Went to Dunkin yesterday. Surprised there weren't any basketball players....
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FastFood Shopping Sports
The pancake and the wedding cake were fighting about who was better baseball team. Both claimed to have the best batter.
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FoodAndDrinks Sports
Sometimes I like to tuck my knees into my chest and go forward. That's just how I roll.
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OneLiner Sports
I was going to start a professional hide and seek team, but it turns out good players are hard to find.
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OneLiner Sports
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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OneLiner Sports
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe I shouldn't have taken a career as a hiking guide.
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Deepthoughts Sports
Growing up, I was afraid of hurdles during track and field, but I got over it
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Fear Sports
I don't date tennis players. Love means nothing to them.
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Relationships Sports
If you're going to start exercising, start with lunges. It's a big step, for sure. But if you're going to take exercising seriously, you want want to put your best foot forward.
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Deepthoughts Sports
When I was younger, my dad used to travel a lot. He was a good man, but a terrible basketball player.
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Relationships Sports Travel
You know how sports teams often throw the winning ball into the crowd after the game? Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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FunFact Sports
I called a local yoga studio about beginner classes. They asked me how flexible I was. I told them I couldn't do Sundays or Wednesdays.
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Sports Yoga