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I had a kraken joke, but instead of landing it sank
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I have a bowling joke- ah, strike that, you turkey. I'll spare you.
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I had a joke about a dull pencil, but it was pointless.
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I have a good chemistry joke, but I'm not sure it'll get a reaction.
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I thought I had a good umbrella joke, but it seems to go over people's heads.
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I tried making reservations at the library, but they're completely booked.
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I had a physics joke, but it didn't gain any momentum
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I had a math joke, but it didn't add up
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I thought I had a language joke, but it was all Greek to me.
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I thought I had a good history joke, but it seemed to repeat itself.
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I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you tomorrow
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I had a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy
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