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I had a joke about a dull pencil, but it was pointless.
I have a good chemistry joke, but I'm not sure it'll get a reaction.
I thought I had a good umbrella joke, but it seems to go over people's heads.
I tried making reservations at the library, but they're completely booked.
I had a physics joke, but it didn't gain any momentum
I had a math joke, but it didn't add up
I thought I had a language joke, but it was all Greek to me.
I thought I had a good history joke, but it seemed to repeat itself.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you tomorrow
I had a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy
I had a few jokes about unemployment, but none of them worked.
I was had a joke about glass, but it was too transparent.