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People often portray knights wrong. Most people think of knights as honorable and good, and some were. Others were super evil and did awful things. And others weren't good, but they weren't super evil, they were just mid-evil.
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FunFact History BetterOutLoud
There's only one sure fire way to have a space party. You have to planet.
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FunFact Space BetterOutLoud
Crocodiles can grow up to fifteen feet! But most only grow four.
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Animals FunFact Body
I was just thinking about how God moves in mysterious ways. But you know, you don't have to - use your turn signal!
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Cars Deepthoughts FunFact Religion
Don't let people make fun of you because your fat. You're bigger than that.
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FunFact Body
The answer to all your problems MIGHT be hidden underneath a perfectly cooked steak. It might not, but it's worth checking out. If that doesn't work, you might want to check the bottom of a pan of brownies - I've had luck there, too.
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact
People don't seem to know the difference between being tired and being exhausted. If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted. If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired - don't do that!
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Cars FunFact Sports
80% of bald people own a comb. They just can't part with it.
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FunFact Medical
Why do shooting stars taste better than comets? They are a little meteor.
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact Space BetterOutLoud
I'm pretty sure toasters were the first form of popup notifications.
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna, I'm not sure if it's still two lasagnas or if it becomes one lasagna. But what I do know is that we're going to have a good time!
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
Do you know why you never see pigs hiding in trees? Because they can't actually get in trees.
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Animals FunFact Nature