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80% of bald people own a comb. They just can't part with it.
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FunFact Medical
Why do shooting stars taste better than comets? They are a little meteor.
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FoodAndDrinks FunFact Space BetterOutLoud
I'm pretty sure toasters were the first form of popup notifications.
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
If you put one lasagna on top of another lasagna, I'm not sure if it's still two lasagnas or if it becomes one lasagna. But what I do know is that we're going to have a good time!
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Deepthoughts FoodAndDrinks FunFact
Do you know why you never see pigs hiding in trees? Because they can't actually get in trees.
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Animals FunFact Nature
I always found the shovel to be a ground breaking invention. However, it was the wheel that got things rolling. But best of all, it was the broom that truly swept the nations!
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FunFact History Pun-Ishing Work
Remember: A cow that has given birth is officially de-calf-inated.
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Animals Farm FunFact
Fun Fact: If you feed your chickens while naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence.
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Animals Bathroom FunFact Body
Beware when the Kraken is hungry, his favorite food is fish and ships.
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Fantasy FunFact OneLiner RPGGaming
You might think an assassin is lazy for staying in bed all day, but they're working undercover.
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Crime Fantasy FunFact
Only one kind of monster develops one strength and excludes all else, min-maxataurs.
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Fantasy FunFact Halloween
Zombies can't dance, they just don't have the soul for it.
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Fantasy FunFact Halloween