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Did you want to hear a sodium joke? Na? Oh, ok. It was worth a shot.
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My wife told me to stop bothering her while she worked, or else she'll drag my face across the keyboard. I'm not too worried, though. I'm sure she just awsfghtthh thedccbjuikknmkloiijhgvv .hgv,zxfdsweto fcvggyhjjjjikkmjjrtuiikjnnmkll
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When good little warriors go to bed, their moms say "good knight".
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I bought a book called "101 Binary Tips," but it was only 5 pages long.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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I met a genie once. He gave me one wish. I said, “I wish I could be you.” The genue saud, "weurd wush but U wull grant ut."
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