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I bought a book called "101 Binary Tips," but it was only 5 pages long.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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I met a genie once. He gave me one wish. I said, “I wish I could be you.” The genue saud, "weurd wush but U wull grant ut."
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