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Wizards live so long to avoid retirement. Nobody wants to be a was-ard.
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Fantasy OneLiner KingsAndKingdoms
The knight is looking into the theft of his horse, but so far, he has nothing to go on.
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There was a big gathering of half halflings the other day with one hobbit in the middle of it. He must be the Tolkien minority.
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Hobbits are such good folks, they never look down on people.
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Hobbits are lucky because they never get mugged. No criminal will stoop so low.
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When good little warriors go to bed, their moms say "good knight".
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The most refreshing fey creature is a Sprite.
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Never swipe left on the undead. There's a high chance of being ghosted.
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Fantasy Relationships Technology KingsAndKingdoms Halloween
Never disarm a fighter because that's when things really get out of hand.
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Dragons really dont like to ear paladins, they taste just lawful.
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Fantasy FunFact KingsAndKingdoms RPGGaming
The most legendary magic material only heard of in epic tales of heros and gods is Myth-ral.
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KingsAndKingdoms RPGGaming
No one trust a bard because they are always sneaking around with a lyre.
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Fantasy BetterOutLoud KingsAndKingdoms RPGGaming