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A pirate was feeling hot, so his captain turned on the A-Sea. He set it to Arrr-tic chill, hoping to blow the man down.
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Pirate Pun-Ishing Temperature
I heard Captain Hook's sidekick met Adelle. When he saw her, he said, "Hello, it's Smee."
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I saw Captain Hook at Goodwill this weekend. Not too surprising given it's a second hand store.
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Most people think a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet is the letter R. But anyone who truly knows the pirate life knows a pirate's true love is the C.
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A slice of pie costs $3.75 in Jamaica, 3.40 in Bermuda, and $4.25 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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Pirates are great at many things, but the Alphabet isn't one of them. They learn the letters A and B quickly, but they often spend years at C.
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Learning Pirate