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The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Bar Time
My wife found me looking at bar stools. I told her I couldn't decide between the different colors. She asked me why I was going to buy one, and I reminded her the vet asked us to bring a stool sample when we bring the dog tomorrow.
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Animals Bar
I went to a bar the other day, and heard someone say, "Hey, nice shirt!" Another voice said, "Nice hair!" I looked around but didn't see anyone talking to me. I asked the bar tender about, and he said, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary."
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Bar FoodAndDrinks
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Bar Clothing Disability OneLiner
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a…" and he paused for ten seconds before finishing, "a beer." "Why the big pause?" The bartender asked. "I don't know," said the bear, "I was born with them."
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Animals Bar
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
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Animals Bar Medical Religion
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Hey we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper, confused, said, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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Animals Bar
a stringed instrument walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "What are you." "I'm a harp," the instrument replied. The bartender eyed the instrument. "You look a little small to be a harp." The instrument refuted, "Are you calling me a lyre?!"
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Bar Music
Four guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
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Bar