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I went to a bar the other day, and heard someone say, "Hey, nice sh…
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I went to a bar the other day, and heard someone say, "Hey, nice shirt!" Another voice said, "Nice hair!" I looked around but didn't see anyone talking to me. I asked the bar tender about, and he said, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary."
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